Okay, I’ll admit it, I took one look at this week’s photo on Elephant Words and thought “cannibals.” I know, I know, I should have looked at it and been inspired to write a story about good, hardy people forging a new life for themselves in a new world, with nothing but their wits and some plain old fashioned gumption to help them. But, instead, I just thought, “Oh my god, they’re going to eat that child!”
So, my story this week, Little Girl, is about a man who leaves Liverpool with his family to start a new life on
Tragic.
Of course…in my head it went a little differently… In my head, they came from
I can so never go to
So, originally, “Little Girl” was going to be called “They Do Do That Down There Though Don’t They” and was going to read something like this.
“’Ere, Ken, we ain’t got no food, like!”
“Calm down, ma, calm down, we can always nick us some of dat dere food like.”
“Nick some? From where? Dere ain’t no shops or nothin’ like, where yous gonna nick some food from, like?”
“Well, like, I know, we could always, like, eat the baybi.”
“Eat the baybi? Eat the baybi?!”
“Calm, down, calm down, it’s what dey do down in dat dere
“Dey do do dat down dere dough, don’t dey?”
“Dey do do dat down dere. Now drink yer milk.”
“Milk? Yuck.”
“It’s what Ian Rush drinks…”
I really wish it was yesterday and I could just claim this post was an April Fools Day prank…
1 comment:
Ian, there was the Donner Party, which arrived too late in the season and got stuck in a snow storm in the mountain pass not far from where this picture was taken. They ended up eating each other, so your story isn't too (too) crazy!
As for the dialect, that's fascinating. Liverpudlian does sound like the American Southern Mountain accent, or even some aspects of the Australian accent.
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